This just in: Apparently swine flu has been discovered in Cincinnati and has merged with the bird flu, so now we are facing a strain of Flying Pig flu.
Our worst fears have been confirmed! Ha ha,
What a great Cincinnati joke. I’m glad I thought most of it up. But anyway, here are two questions for you:
1. Who did the Bengals select for their first pick in the 2009 NFL draft?
2. Which U.S. senator recently switched political “teams”?
Need a hint? Both first and last initials are “AS”
Need another hint? Both of their positions now start with a “D”
Ok. Can you answer both questions? How quickly? Can you only answer one of the two questions? Your ability to do so says a lot about where your attention lies, and perhaps your values and priorities.
Answers:
- Andre Smith, Defensive Tackle
- Arlen Specter, Democrat
If you couldn’t answer either question then God bless you, you’ve found other things in life that matter.
If you answered only question #1 correctly, then you are among those who are part of the problem in our country, and you are the majority.
If you answered only question #2 correctly, then you are similar to those people in the life boats who watched the Titanic sink into the North Atlantic 100 years ago, and you are the minority.
If you answered both correctly, then get off the computer and go outside it’s a beautiful day.
The moral of this blog: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
